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Canada Prepared for “Invasion of Zombies”

While I suppose it’s just the classy thing to do to feign disgust at my own posting of two “zombie” stories in the last two days, I have to admit, this one’s got some bite.  Winnipeg MP Pat Martin took, to the House of Commons, his concerns about a real life zombie apocalypse.  In true tongue-in-cheek fashion he challenged the Speaker as well as the Minister of Foreign Affairs, John Baird, to hear him out and respond to the very real danger that zombies could pose should a continent-wide or global pandemic spread – especially considering the fact that zombies do not “recognize borders.”

“Canada will never become a safe haven for zombies EVER!”

It’s nice to see a little humanity in our politics, even if the duration of this stunt was worth several thousand tax dollars.  HEAR HEAR!

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